– Appointment Highlights Dangers Of Hiring Homeland Security Chief Named After Three-Flavored Ice Cream –
Janet Napolitano is not having a good month.
That wouldn’t be a problem if she was Secretary of the Interior, but Ms. Napolitano is Head of Homeland Security.
If you get some of the details wrong while Secretary of the Interior, maybe a couple of national parks close early or they run out of brochures at the visitor’s center.
The stakes are a little higher in Homeland Security.
I don’t know about you, but I’d prefer my Homeland Security chief to have a little better grasp of both the …read more

– Offers 30 Million Peso Reward For Information Leading To Arrest of Top 24 Drug Lords –
The Mexican government announced today it will pay “two million dollars each for information leading to the arrest of 24 top drug lords in a public challenge to the cartels’ violent grip on the country.”
The government also announced it will be paying local bands throughout Mexico and the U.S. seven million dollars each to stop playing the Macarena at weddings.
The first question at the government’s press conference was directed to the spokesman and concerned the drug cartel bounty. A man in dark glasses …read more