For the Athlete Who Has Everything, a $1M Swimming Pool (We’re Lookin’ at You, Gilbert Arenas)

One of the snarky themes on this blog** is the joke that celebrities—professional athletes included—are \\\”just like us.\\\” *giggles* See? We can\\\’t even type that with a straight face.\\r\\n\\r\\nLast week we used Jessica Simpson to illustrate that point. Today, Gilbert Arenas has the honors. Somehow, this Washington Wizard conjured up a staggering $111M contract (yes, that\\\’s 3 ones in a row). What to do with all that cash once the basic necessities of food, clothing, and shelter are addressed?\\r\\n\\r\\nWell come on now, isn\\\’t it obvious? You grab a mil and put it towards a swimming pool.\\r\\n\\r\\nWe hope, for that price, it …read more