Palin Sib Grounded As Ex-BF Talks To Press

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Former almost-coulda-been Second Son-in-Law and current white-trash-in-training baby daddy, Levi Johnston, held a press conference yesterday to reveal the “real reason” why Sarah Palin resigned.
Reading slowly from a prepared statement, while moving his lips and trying to sound out the tough words, Johnston claimed he “heard the governor several times say how nice it would be to take advantage of the lucrative deals that were being offered, including a reality show and a book.”
Johnston is looking to score (zing!) his own book …read more