3 Lessons Learned from A-Rod’s Wife Showing Him the Door

The New York Post, with characteristic understatement and subtlety, claims that New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez and arm charm with a wedding band wife Cynthia are taking the Last Train to Splitsville.
More Stray-Rod drama. Sigh.
Here are the 3 lessons we’ve discerned from the rumors thus far:
1. There’s apparently a hierarchy among flings. Last year, A-Rod’s Toronto babe mishap resulted in a babymaking session with his wife shortly thereafter. But now that Madonna rumors are swirling, it’s the last straw?
2. If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. As the NY Post reports, C-Rod (wish we thought of that nickname!) …read more