More Stray-Rod drama. Sigh.

Here are the 3 lessons we’ve discerned from the rumors thus far:

1. There’s apparently a hierarchy among flings. Last year, A-Rod’s Toronto babe mishap resulted in a babymaking session with his wife shortly thereafter. But now that Madonna rumors are swirling, it’s the last straw?

2. If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. As the NY Post reports, C-Rod (wish we thought of that nickname!) has been making music with Lenny Kravitz in Paris while the Madonna dish has been served all over the gossip columns.

3. Money can’t buy love but it can buy flings. Oh, and messy divorces. (Exhibit A: Christie Brinkley).

We’re headed to the Big Apple this weekend (Yay for The Mercer in SoHo!) for Sundays Sox-Yanks game. We’ll let you know how A-Rod appears to be handling it all.

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