People.com reports that Cynthia Rodriguez has a thing or two to say about the split from her New York Yankees ex-hubby-to-be and all the Madonna rumors.
Here are some of our favorite nuggets from the article:

C-Rod told New York Post columnist Cindy Adams that she still loves her husband. What better way to proclaim said love than dishing to a well-known gossip writer?
She isn’t in the mood to revisit the issue of A-Rod’s infidelities, which she cited as a reason for the divorce. We get it, that’s cool. But apparently this infidelity thing wasn’t a big enough issue last year, post-Mystery Blonde, …read more

Looks like Alex Rodriguez’s wife forgave him for that Toronto-mystery-blonde-strip-club-hotel deal, because the couple just welcomed their second child.
Let’s do the math here: Mystery Blonde Incident hits the papers around May 31, 2007. A-Rod and wife have a baby girl in April 2008. April 2008 minus 9 months=July 2007.
So basically, we could assume that following the Mystery Blonde episode, A-Rod’s wife didn’t talk to him for about a month. Then they had a make-up yada-yada-yada session, a bun is in the oven, and they’ll all live happily ever after and Mystery Blondes and others of their ilk are a thing of …read more