Here are some of our favorite nuggets from the article:

• C-Rod told New York Post columnist Cindy Adams that she still loves her husband. What better way to proclaim said love than dishing to a well-known gossip writer?
• She isn’t in the mood to revisit the issue of A-Rod’s infidelities, which she cited as a reason for the divorce. We get it, that’s cool. But apparently this infidelity thing wasn’t a big enough issue last year, post-Mystery Blonde, to put the brakes on babymaking. (They’re youngest child was born April 21, 2008). What better indication of their celebrity than to bring children into an unstable marriage and then use them as weapons in a divorce? See Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards or Christie Brinkley and Peter Cook for reference.
• Nuh-uh, C-Rod says, in response to the Parisian shopping spree and Lenny Kravitz shack-up chatter. She did, however, seek comfort from friends in Paris. Isn’t that where all moms jet off to when the going gets tough? Celebrities and their wives really are just like us!*

* This is an example of “sarcasm” for those of you new to the blog.

Post from: EveryJoe

A-Rod’s Wife Gives the Scoop on Her Divorce

Let’s do the math here: Mystery Blonde Incident hits the papers around May 31, 2007. A-Rod and wife have a baby girl in April 2008. April 2008 minus 9 months=July 2007.

So basically, we could assume that following the Mystery Blonde episode, A-Rod’s wife didn’t talk to him for about a month. Then they had a make-up yada-yada-yada session, a bun is in the oven, and they’ll all live happily ever after and Mystery Blondes and others of their ilk are a thing of the past.

Yeah, that’s it.

Post from: EveryJoe

Calculating When A-Rod Had Make-Up Nookie With His Wife