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		<title>Nancy Pelosi Needs To Wear Latex Gloves</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mark Jabo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8211; I&#8217;ve Had Proctologists Who Weren&#8217;t Looking to Be This Far Up My Ass &#8212; 
This week while on a trip to Beijing, Ms. Pelosi openly stated the real goal of the environmental movement when she asserted, &#8220;&#8221;Every aspect of our lives must be subjected to an inventory &#8230; of how we are taking responsibility [in terms of the environment].&#8221;
And guess who will be the one determining whether your life measures up to the green standard that will no doubt apply to everyone except those in Congress?  
Hey!  You&#8217;re right, it&#8217;s Nancy Pelosi.  
After all, when you [...]<p>Post from: <a href="http://www.everyjoe.com">EveryJoe</a></p>
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<p>This week while on a trip to Beijing, Ms. Pelosi openly stated the real goal of the environmental movement when she asserted, &#8220;&#8221;Every aspect of our lives must be subjected to an inventory &#8230; of how we are taking responsibility [in terms of the environment].&#8221;</p>
<p>And guess who will be the one determining whether <em>your</em> life measures up to the green standard that will no doubt apply to everyone except those in Congress?  </p>
<p>Hey!  You&#8217;re right, it&#8217;s Nancy Pelosi.  </p>
<p>After all, when you have elections to win, you&#8217;re entitled to have as big a carbon footprint as you need to fly back and forth across the country and to go on &#8220;fact-finding&#8221; trips to Puerto Rico, Cancun and Australia.  Somebody else will need to sacrifice to get global carbon emissions down.</p>
<p>If Nancy Pelosi gets any more involved with telling me what to do I&#8217;m going to have to insist she marries me.  </p>
<p>Even my wife realizes there are certain aspects of our respective lives that we&#8217;re entitled to make individual decisions in.  If I don&#8217;t put up with this kind of bullshit from her, I&#8217;m certainly not going to stand for it from some lady who can&#8217;t remember whether she heard about waterboarding or whether the CIA actually briefed her on windsurfing.</p>
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<em>&#8220;Relax. The exam will be over before you know it&#8230;.</em></p>
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