– New National Health Bill To Be Renamed ‘Kennedy-Gandhi-Kitten-Rainbow-Care’ In Effort To Blunt Criticism, Put Positive Spin On Program –
Pity the poor Senators who believe the only difference between success and failure is what kind of “spin” you put on something.
In their world, there’s no difference between the government deciding what to do about your body and you making that decision.
In Washington, it simply makes sense to entrust an enormously inefficient bureaucracy with medical decisions rather than putting those decisions in the hands of doctors who’ve spent years training for such a task.
The only real problem is “national …read more

Obama Administration Hopes To Blunt Criticism that Bureaucrats, Not Doctors Will Be in Charge of Health Care Under New System
With his nationalized health care program running into difficulty, President Obama today took steps to blunt at least one criticism of the bloated Federal program.
In a bold move, the U.S. government has partnered with the Online University of the Philippines to award every member of Congress an honorary medical degree. The Administration is hoping by making everyone in Congress a licensed general practitioner, there will be less concern from the average citizen that bureaucrats rather than doctors will be in …read more

– Flow Chart Shows How Administration’s Health Plan Will Look In Practice –
Wouldn’t it be nice if top quality health care was free for everyone?
Of course, it would be. It would be nice if Megan Fox returned my calls, too, but neither one of these things is likely to happen in your lifetime.
In what has become an inexorable march toward saddling the economy with even more regulations, even more Big Brother social engineering and yet another monstrous bureaucracy, the Obama Administration is attempting to ram national health care down your throat like a giant tongue depressor.
But somewhere …read more

– Noted Choreographer Expected To Add Back-Up Dancers, Pyrotechnics To Already Heavily Staged Press Conferences –
With polls showing the move to national health care running into resistance, the White House has decided to pull out all the stops in its efforts to sell yet another wildly expensive initiative to taxpayers.
Officials have said that, in addition to stage-managed town hall meetings and pre-packaged questions at press conferences, many in the Obama camp feel they need to “kick it up a notch” in terms of selling their plan for socialized medicine.
“With unemployment the highest its been in 26 years, record drops in …read more