Jessica Simpson Channels Katie Holmes in Describing Ashlee’s Impending Mom Skills

Stealing a page right out of the Katie Holmes Thesaurus,* Jessica Simpson is certain of at least one thing. Well, we mean besides the fact (finally) that Chicken of the Sea is tuna, not chicken.
The sure thing? That lil’ sis Ashlee Simpson, who just had a shotgun wedding recently married the Fall Out Boys’ Pete Wentz, will be an amazing mom. “Absolutely amazing,” according to People.com.
Of the happy newlyweds, Simpson says to the ‘zine site: 
“They’re just the cutest couple in the world . . . They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. …read more