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		<title>Jessica Simpson Channels Katie Holmes in Describing Ashlee&#8217;s Impending Mom Skills</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 20:56:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jodie Lynn Boduch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stealing a page right out of the Katie Holmes Thesaurus,* Jessica Simpson is certain of at least one thing. Well, we mean besides the fact (finally) that Chicken of the Sea is tuna, not chicken.
The sure thing? That lil&#8217; sis Ashlee Simpson, who just had a shotgun wedding recently married the Fall Out Boys&#8217; Pete Wentz, will be an amazing mom. &#8220;Absolutely amazing,&#8221; according to People.com.
Of the happy newlyweds, Simpson says to the &#8216;zine site: 
&#8220;They&#8217;re just the cutest couple in the world . . . They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. [...]<p>Post from: <a href="http://www.everyjoe.com">EveryJoe</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.everyjoe.com/articles/jessica-simpson-channels-katie-holmes-in-describing-ashlees-impending-mom-skills-379/">Jessica Simpson Channels Katie Holmes in Describing Ashlee&#8217;s Impending Mom Skills</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Stealing a page right out of the <strong>Katie Holmes</strong><em> Thesaurus,*</em> <strong>Jessica Simpson</strong> is certain of at least one thing. Well, we mean besides the fact (finally) that <em>Chicken of the Sea</em> is tuna, not chicken.</p>
<p>The sure thing? That lil&#8217; sis <strong>Ashlee Simpson</strong>, who <strike>just had a shotgun wedding</strike> recently married the <strong>Fall Out Boys&#8217;</strong> <strong>Pete Wentz</strong>, will be an amazing mom. &#8220;<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20203631,00.html">Absolutely amazing</a>,&#8221; according to People.com.</p>
<p>Of the <a href="http://www.jessandashlee.com/ashlee-simpson-loves-being-naked/">happy newlyweds</a>, Simpson says to the &#8216;zine site: </p>
<p><em>&#8220;They&#8217;re just the cutest couple in the world . . . They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.&#8221;</em></p>
<p>Wait a minute! Isn&#8217;t <strong>Tony Romo</strong> supposed to be the big inspiration here? WTF?</p>
<p>Now we don&#8217;t know <em>what</em> to envision when we listen to <a href="http://www.everyjoe.com/articles/proof-that-jessica-simpson-sings-better-than-tony-romo-379/">Jessica&#8217;s new single, &#8220;Come On Over.&#8221;</a></p>
<p>OK, you have us. We don&#8217;t plan to listen to it again anyway. But still.</p>
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<p><em>Hint</em>: What&#8217;s Katie&#8217;s favorite adjective when <a href="http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2008/02/25/katie-holmes-has-no-trouble-balancing-motherhood-and-a-career/">describing <strong>Tom Cruise</strong></a> and/or daughter <strong>Suri?</strong></p>
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