Ninja Impales Himself
November 18, 2009 by Wil Reagan
Filed under Stupid Stuff
A Seattle man claiming to be a ninja attempted to jump over a 4-5 foot metal fence and didn’t quite make it over, impaling himself. The man is now in intensive care in serious condition.
I’m thinking that if you actually believe that you are a ninja, you should start small and practice jumping over a milk crate or something before moving on to a tall, sharp, metal fence.
The police were looking for an assault victim when they heard the man screaming and found him injured, impaled on the fence. They suspect that he was actually involved in the assault and …read more
Bioshock annoyances #2: Shooting splicers are fun—up to a certain point
So Bioshock gives me a headache when I play for long periods. I can still enjoy it for a couple of hours, right? I take in the twisted art deco, the awesome eye candy, and the superior audio for 120 minutes or so, then log out happy, right?
Taking in the atmosphere may put a grin on my face, but the visit to Rapture can get really tedious because you can fight only so much bad guys before you notice that there’s not much variety in the antagonists you encounter.
You have a few splicers, two types of big daddies …read more




