Brett Favre’s Cell Phone Messages
July 26, 2008 by Jodie Lynn Boduch
Filed under Football, Sports Rumors
Yes, we heard the latest rumor about Brett Favre talking to the New York Jets, and no, we don’t know why he’d want to go play for Eric “Don’t I Look Like Frosty the Snowman” Mangini. (Don’t mind us. We’re just New England Patriots fans, which means our post-Spygate feelings for the portly coach are about as warm as a Slush Puppie).
Maybe someone should ask John Madden? Or at least Frank Caliendo doing John Madden?
Anyway, Frank Coffey and his Goodfellas at eTrueSports did their usual digging for the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, and here’s what they came up …read more
If You Thought Eli Manning Looked Like a Putz While He Was Sober . . .
April 8, 2008 by Jodie Lynn Boduch
Filed under Football, Sports Rumors
The unflattering snaps of a pair of party boy QBs–Matt Leinart of the Arizona Cardinals and Alex Smith of the San Francisco 49ers–is a gift from the Blog Deities so transparent we wonder what they (the Deities, that is) expect in return. (It’s also a gift from faithful reader Caesar–thanks!).
Never mind them Leinart and Smith, and never mind the philosophical debates about sports media or trashtastic sites dedicated to drunken college students.
What we’re interested in is the photographic evidence supporting one of our Putz theories, namely: The relative putziness of an individual increases by an amount directly proportional to the degree …read more
Randy Moss Staying with the Pats: Done Deal!
March 3, 2008 by Jodie Lynn Boduch
Filed under Football, Sports Rumors
Here’s the rest of the scoop on Randy Moss, who did indeed just sign a 3-year, $27M deal with the New England Patriots.
The record-setting wide receiver also posted a “message to the fans” on his web site:
“I want to take time out to thank all of the fans for their support and for wishing me well in my return to New England. I’m ready to get back. We have some unfinished business to take care of.”
We have a liking for that last sentence in particular (so much so that we’re willing to overlook the no-no of ending it with a preposition). It makes …read more




