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Brett Favre’s Cell Phone Messages

Jodie Lynn Boduch — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 17:59:18 +0000

Yes, we heard the latest rumor about Brett Favre talking to the New York Jets, and no, we don’t know why he’d want to go play for Eric “Don’t I Look Like Frosty the Snowman” Mangini. (Don’t mind us. We’re just New England Patriots fans, which means our post-Spygate feelings for the portly coach are about as warm as a Slush Puppie).

Maybe someone should ask John Madden? Or at least Frank Caliendo doing John Madden?

Anyway, Frank Coffey and his Goodfellas at eTrueSports did their usual digging for the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, and here’s what they came up with the other day on the Favre front.

Top Eleven Messages on Brett Favre’s Cell

11. “This is Brad, call me back on a pay phone.”

10. “You kidding? Minneapolis is much warmer!”

9. “Go west on I-94 to Cedar, take a left and a quarter mile down there’s a diner … “

8. “No, Jesse Ventura is not the governor anymore and, no, you won’t have to shake his hand.”

7. “Okay, okay, we’ll set the thermostat to 78.”

6. “You’ll never have to see some dope wearing cheese on his head again. It’s illegal in Minnesota. Really.”

5. “Tell Deena the schools are great.”

4. ”Brett, this is Coach McCarthy, please call me back.”

3. “The Twin cities is really a misnomer, you won’t ever have to set foot in St. Paul.”

2. “Just deny everything, they can’t prove nuthin.’”

1. “You can run around as much as you want, we hate set plays!”

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Brett Favre’s Cell Phone Messages

If You Thought Eli Manning Looked Like a Putz While He Was Sober . . .

Jodie Lynn Boduch — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:41:46 +0000

The unflattering snaps of a pair of party boy QBs–Matt Leinart of the Arizona Cardinals and Alex Smith of the San Francisco 49ers–is a gift from the Blog Deities so transparent we wonder what they (the Deities, that is) expect in return. (It’s also a gift from faithful reader Caesar–thanks!).

Never mind them Leinart and Smith, and never mind the philosophical debates about sports media or trashtastic sites dedicated to drunken college students.

What we’re interested in is the photographic evidence supporting one of our Putz theories, namely: The relative putziness of an individual increases by an amount directly proportional to the degree of intoxication.

Exhibit 1 . . . and trust us, we only need 1: Eli Manning at the bottom of this post.

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If You Thought Eli Manning Looked Like a Putz While He Was Sober . . .

Randy Moss Staying with the Pats: Done Deal!

Jodie Lynn Boduch — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 02:40:36 +0000

Here’s the rest of the scoop on Randy Moss, who did indeed just sign a 3-year, $27M deal with the New England Patriots.

The record-setting wide receiver also posted a “message to the fans” on his web site:

“I want to take time out to thank all of the fans for their support and for wishing me well in my return to New England. I’m ready to get back. We have some unfinished business to take care of.”

We have a liking for that last sentence in particular (so much so that we’re willing to overlook the no-no of ending it with a preposition). It makes us want to slip back into our Belichick hoodie.

Super Bowl aside, let’s not forget the dynamic duo that was Tom Brady and Randy Moss in the 2007 season. These guys are going to kick tush and take names (which shouldn’t be hard, since the names are on the back of the jerseys . . .)

Sorry, Philadelphia Eagles fans. Feel free to toss your cookies, as this blogger suggests. We promise not to make you feel self-conscious. Unless you’re Spygate witchhunter Sen. Arlen Specter, but we’re fairly certain he doesn’t read this blog.

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Randy Moss Staying with the Pats: Done Deal!