An Apology to Square-Enix

Dear Square-Enix:
I was wrong. I beg your forgiveness and grovel at your feet in thanks for correcting me with the very sound that’s more comforting than my own mother’s heartbeat.
I await your punishment, but I know you are a merciful God and will thus spare the metal-studded cat-o’-nine-tails.
Right?
(Image copyright Square-Enix)