Jessica Simpson Furthers Her Case on Why She’s “Just Like” Us, Which Makes Us Nauseous

Question: Why is Jessica Simpson such an easy target for bloggers?
A. She says stupid things on television, be it an interview or, once upon a time, any one of numerous head-scratching moments from “Newlyweds.”
B. She says stupid things during interviews with magazines.
C. She says stupid things during concerts.
D. As if “All of the Above” isn’t the obvious answer.
Yes, the answer is D, but let’s focus on choice C for a moment.
First, she proclaimed her “retirement” from pop concerts during her country debut. A bright and shiny dunce cap in fuchsia goes to anyone who believes that prediction.
Second, in addition to …read more