source: joystiq
I was perusing the archives of Ironic Gamer and came upon this gem from way back “in the day”; I figured it was worth giving it a second life.

I know you’ve always dreamed of getting into the Guiness Book of World Records. But, you suck at everything except video games.
I understand; I feel your pain.
Apparently Guinness feels your pain as well.
Now, you too can have your name in the big book of facts.
On the 6th February, Guinness is holding a Guitar Hero Marathon Relay all around the world.
So, get your butts to London, New York, Sydney, Toronto, Los Angeles, or Paris and rock your way into the record books!