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Fans Flock To Britney Spears Concert Despite Lip Synching

Concert Attendees Offer To Pay With Counterfeit Money

Consumer Reports says Pussycat Dolls offers more boobs and real singing for less money

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Fans Flock To Britney Spears Concert Despite Lip Synching

Tour Offers Chance To Trot Out Your Favorite Classic Britney Jokes

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Ted Kennedy Knighted

Sword Slips During Ceremony, Senator Loses Three Pints of 25-Year-Old Scotch Before EMTs Can Stop Bleeding

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Treasury Sec’y Geithner Testifies Before Senate Panel

Angers Senators By Claiming Rest Of Keebler Elves Couldn’t Make It, Promises to Bring Cookies Next Time

Treasury Sec’y removed hat while testifying…

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Treasury Sec’y Geithner Testifies Before Senate Panel

Senators Express Disbelief That Economy Is Being Run by ‘This Doogie Howser-looking Motherf**ker’

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Wal-Mart Customer Purchases Wallet, Finds Human Teeth Inside

Customer Trampled To Death By 5,000 Wal-Mart Employees Trying to Claim Them

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Madoff Lawyer Says Ponzi Swindler Should Get To Keep Penthouse

Bizlevity Editor Told Fiancee Same Thing But She Made Him Throw Out Ten Years of Skin Mags Before Moving In

“But, Honey, some day it’ll be a collector’s item…”

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Obama Pushes Community Health Care Centers

In Effort To Trim Health Care Costs, President Also Maintains ‘Veterinarians Are Almost As Good As Real Doctors’

“Okay, if you want to get technical about it … no, I don’t have a lot of pediatric experience…”

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Post from: EveryJoe

Bizlevity Business News Headlines – 3/4/09