Sorry, Hef. It’s survival of the fittest. An Eagle stole one of your Bunnies.
The word on the street—which is kind of an empty saying for us since we live on a cul-de-sac in a suburban condo development—is that Playboy Bunny Kendra Wilkinson is dating Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett.
Perez Hilton makes the Baskett case using Kendra’s own beyond pathetic attempt to use the English language blog post, where the bimbo reminds us that love is a beautiful thing. (”That she’s probably only read about it books,” we wanted to add, until we realized the likelihood of her having read one in the …read more

Leave it to the pop culture landscape to parallel the scientific world.
In one corner, we have the particle accelerator in Geneva poised to set up a high-speed atom collision. It is one of the costliest and complex experiments ever and took almost 20 years to achieve.
In another corner, we have another potential collision: less costly, less complex, but equally unpredictable. That would be the smackdown between WWE wrestler Santino (2m, 6s):

and gossip pro Perez Hilton.
How come Hulk Hogan didn’t think of this one?
A shout-out goes to fellow blogger Michael Hayes of Steady Burn for sending this our way!

There’s an alarming, not to say inexplicable, new trend in ex-wrestlers whose continued fame continues to perplex us who get their own television shows.
It all started with Hulk Hogan. First there was the reality show—which, for all its flaws, is at least better than Kim Kardashian’s waste of Nielsen space—situated in the Hogan household. (This was before the world knew about the Hogan parents’ respective propensity for getting it on with Brooke’s pals). Next we have the sad truth of Hulk Hogan’s Celebrity Wrestling Championship to look forward to this fall.
Now we can throw Jesse Ventura into the vat of Has-it-really-come-to-this? television programming: …read more

Perez Hilton has a photo of Hulk Hogan applying suntan lotion on his bathing suit-clad daughter, Brooke Hogan, poolside at a Los Angeles hotel. After careful analysis of our reader demographics, we concluded that you should click on the link below only if one or more of the following applies:
A) You want a peek at Brooke in a bikini and face down (sorry!) on a lounge chair.
B) You want to assess the Hulk’s lotion-application abilities because it fulfills some kind of weirdo fantasy you have. (Don’t laugh—at least one person falls into that category. Remember the affair he had with Brooke’s former friend …read more

Classy Richard Williams, proud papa of tennis stars Venus and Serena, has gotten in touch with his obnoxious side. Oh wait, that’s the only side he’s ever revealed publicly.
Perez Hilton reports that the head of the WTA, Larry Scott, is none too thrilled about Daddy Williams’ claims earlier this month that there is racism in women’s tennis. Scott notes:
“The Tour has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to racism, and I have previously let Mr. Williams know that he should let me know if he ever had evidence of racist comments or acts in women’s professional tennis.” 
Why the brouhaha? Maybe it has do …read more

So readers, riddle us this: If you were the “other woman” in an affair with a past-his-prime celebrity and the National Enquirer besmirched your once-good name, would you:
(a) Go on 60 Minutes and tell Mike Wallace your side of the story;
(b) Go on The View and make Barbara Walters squirm when you tell your side of the story; or
(c) Write a letter to celebrity gossip site Perez Hilton and tell your side of the story?
Christiane Plante, former um, bodyslamming partner of Hulk Hogan, chose option C. While she ‘fesses up to the affair, she insists she’s sorry—after the fact, like everyone …read more

 . . . go together about as well as:
a. Jessica Simpson and impressive, penetrating football analysis (*if you must, insert naughty Tony Romo reference here)
b. Paris Hilton and starring roles in films that don’t flop on opening weekend
c. Lindsay Lohan and a nude “Marilyn Monroe” photo shoot 
d. The Olsen Twins and the obesity gene
If you said “c,” give your triceps a stretch and pat yourself on the back. The nude Norma Jean-style pics are true as is the Lohan-wrestling connection: PerezHilton.com reports that yes, Lindsay Lohan attended a WWE event last night.
We share the gossip site’s wonder and issue with a profound …read more

We couldn’t believe our eyes and had to put extra Visine in them just to make sure we were seeing clearly.
But the proof is there in two photos posted on PerezHilton.com: Victoria Beckham can smile! (Be sure to check out the results of the “Should Posh smile more?” quiz. Three guesses how we voted).  
Authorities are still unsure as to what caused David Beckham’s more be-bobbed half to crack a grin on not one but two occasions. Is it because the Spice Girls are breaking up (again)? Is it because Victoria’s Secret deemed her the World’s Sexiest Mom? Or is she just laughing at one of …read more

David Beckham is an easy guy to like. He’s a great athlete and he’s a do-gooder. He’s also hot and stylish. No wonder some chick fainted upon meeting him (and getting a Beck Peck on the cheek) last Sunday.
And if that weren’t enough, he’s got a romantic side, too. Perez Hilton reports that he surprised wife Victoria with a vow renewal ceremony at their U.K. digs. (No word as to whether or not she actually cracked a smile when he broke the good news.) The good times took place a couple of years ago but the “news” just leaked.
Family and …read more

We thought this was a joke, but it’s not.
Somehow, we were not aware of this bizarre twist of celebrity-pairings trivia until today. A long time ago, in an era before Gisele Bundchen and Bridget Moynahan, Tom Brady dated . . . Tara Reid.
Wow. Just . . . wow. And not in a good way.
And Tara doesn’t exactly wish Tom Brady good things, especially during a Super Bowl party. We’re a little too PG-13 to repeat it, but read Reid’s, uh, well wishes at Perez Hilton. 
Now that is one classy chick.