– Stories Ripped Off From Today’s News –
NFL Star Accused Of Choking MTV’s Tila Tequila
Assault Marks First Time Player Tried to Perform Community Service Before Being Sentenced

On next play, cops pick up blitzing linebacker
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Thousands Of Fake Votes Cast In Afghanistan Election
Country Adopts U.S. Policy Of How Officials Are Elected In Illinois

“I’m Rod Blagojevich and I approved of this tactic.”
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Like They Did With Mortgages, Wall Street Banks Look To Securitize Life Insurance Policies
FNMA To Guarantee New Securities As Government Officials Tout Benefit That Now Just About Everyone Will Be Able To Afford to Kill Grandma
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Like They Did With Mortgages, Wall Street …read more

Time Management Experts Unable To Find Bigger Waste of Time Than Bitching At Ponzi Schemer’s Plea Sentencing…
Fraudster Bernie Madoff is expected to plead guilty to “11 criminal counts including money laundering, perjury and securities, mail and wire fraud” this Thursday according to Yahoo! News. (In this instance Yahoo! is a proper name and not a qualitative judgment on the actual news.)
Over twenty-five defrauded investors have requested to speak at Madoff’s plea hearing in what many time management experts are terming “the biggest waste of time and breath since the Aztecs asked to discuss things for a few minutes with …read more