Every time I log onto the internet, I find myself drawn to the dark side. I peruse a few of the illicit websites and check out the latest videos regularly. I can even credit a few of my signature moves to repeatedly watching a scene until I was sure I had the technique memorized.
If you are like me, then you have seen the majority of porn on the market. You know who the big stars are and can even name the last movie Jenna Jameson made (cough, Zombie Strippers, cough) but justifying the time spent in front of the computer …read more

Stephen Dorff has signed on to be in Sony Picture’s new movie Born to Be A Star which puts him right in the middle of the porn industry.  I haven’t seen Dorff in anything noteworthy recently so I guess he’s heading to adult films like all struggling actors (kidding!).
In the movie, which was co-written by Adam Sandler (he’s also the producer), Dorff will play “Dick Shadow,” a legendary porn star.  I’m not sure where he fits into the storyline which is about a small-town Midwestern nerd (played by the script’s co-writer, Nick Swardson) who discovers his parents were famous porn …read more

A few words of wisdom: if she was a lesbian when she was sober the she’ll still be a lesbian when she’s drunk…and puking on your shoes.
While on a six month deployment in city far away from home, I learned that there were exactly three things to do: Jacuzzi, watch porn and drink. At the hotel where I was staying, there was a homeless group of us all from different parts of the country and from different companies on extended work assignments. We naturally banded together and drank quite a bit. I became very fond of Cosmos and even had …read more

While spammers are getting more innovative by the day, most victims still fall prey to the primitive types. I suggest three thumb rules to defend yourself against the seven common types of spam mail that I’ve recently mentioned. They are all common sense, but if common sense were abundant among all of us all the time, the world would’ve been a tiringly boring place.
First thumb rule is to keep your mouse away or tie your fingers from accidentally clicking on the links within the message or downloading the attachment.
Second thumb rule for any kind of spam (apart from cheesy forwards, I …read more

My first experience with spam that I can distinctly remember is a letter to my dad from Australia about a large lottery he had apparently won. I was then barely ten years old, and along with my mom credited my dad with the ingenuity to have carefully chosen an Australian lottery to invest a penny in it as a quick way to get rich, without telling any of us about it. My bright and cynical older brother constantly doused our hopes until my dad returned from work and drowned them down the toilet.
Man has known spam for as long as …read more