Here’s what happened. Lou Amundson (Suns forward, newbie basketball guy, and tree hugger) likes to ride his bike to work every day. When he comes out of practice, however, the bike is usually gone. It gets moved to different areas of the stadium, courtesy of Shaq. After this little joke happening several times over, Amundson thought he’d get Shaq back. So he filled up Shaq’s van with packing peanuts. A little lame as pranks go, but even Amundson held back with it came to returning the pranking favor to the large one.

Image: Bauer-Griffin

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Shaq Pays for Being a Prankster

Gisele Bundchen has refuted claims that she and Tom Brady are engaged.

She tells one source that it is absolutely positively not true.

But what if she just changed her mind? What if she came to her senses and realized that if a guy is going to leave his girlfriend when he finds out she’s pregnant, that he’s probably a bum!

You think?

Nah… me neither. I doubt Gisele worries about men leaving her… pregnant or not. Still…. a sports blogger can hope….

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Gisele Bundchen Says “No Ring”

There are great fans, overzealous fans, and occasionally, STUPID fans. This story falls into the last two categories.

Apparently a pair of Arizona Cardinalsfans “used diesel fuel to burn the words “Go Cards,” “Go Kurt” and “I (heart symbol) AZ” on Philadelphia Eagles Quarterback Donovan McNabb’s lawn.

The Cardinals are going to the Superbowl, while the Eagles are not. That should be enough satisfaction for a Cardinals fan.

Not only that, but the two fans also had left a cardboard box with a sign that said, “Go Cards” and “Beat Philly.” As if that wasn’t enough they also planted a Cardinals flag in a tree outside McNabb’s home.

Can you just see these two? Giggling after each lame stunt, like… “What should we do NEXT?”

Get this, not only are the fans stupid for taking their enthusiasm too far, they also left their name and address on the cardboard box left on the lawn.

STUPID.

Just be glad Arizona is in the Superbowl, Cardinals fans! No need to get crazy and start burning up people’s lawns! Honestly….

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Cards Fans Burn Message Into Donovan McNabb’s Lawn

When someone new joins your workplace, you generally give them a nice welcome. Maybe a plant. Perhaps a card. At the very least you should take them out to lunch.

But the Sacramento Kings apparently didn’t read the book on “How to Treat a New Employee” because they insisted that Jason Thompson bring bagels and cream cheese to practice. When he didn’t, they gave him a lesson he will never forget: They put popcorn in his car.

Lots and lots of popcorn. Check out this video:

My first thought upon seeing this was not: oh my gosh they put popcorn in this guys car. It was: oh my gosh eating that is disgusting! Would you eat something off of someone’s car seat?

Anyway… let’s hope Jason’s car was scotch guarded.

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Sacramento Kings Jason Thompson Gets a Car Full of Popcorn

Oh those crazy Giants. They’re having such a great year that they are playing pranks on each other right and left. The mood is happy in the locker room these days.

But sometimes, being too happy gets boring, apparently. The guys must have decided that playing pranks on each other just wasn’t good enough. They decided to step it up a notch and play a joke on one of the player’s wives.

So if you were trying to decide which player’s wife you could prank, which one would you choose? Hmmmm…… how about…. the quarterback’s?

The Giant’s linemen apparently chose Abby Manning (Eli’s wife). Here’s what went down, according to one source:

“It was family day at the facility, where guys have their wives and kids come out to visit, and we got ahold of Eli’s phone and sent a couple of texts,” Giants guard Rich Seubert explained. “We said, ‘Please come. It would really mean a lot to me.’ So she showed up, which was a total surprise to Eli. She had some stuff to do and didn’t really want to be there, so needless to say she wasn’t thrilled.”

Hahahahaha—- HILIAROUS prank!

NOT.

Is it just me? Or does this seem like the dumbest prank ever played on ANYONE? Hey, if you’re going to prank a quarterback’s wife, especially a pretty blonde wife, wouldn’t you choose something really big? I mean, really, you know you are taking a risk by choosing the QB’s wife to begin with, why not make it worthwhile. Why not pull a prank where she herself can’t help laughing at?

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The Giant’s Play a Prank on Eli Manning’s Wife

Could be. How else to explain the drastic charges following Jeff Ehrhardt’s prank? The 20-year-old sophomore and Murray State quarterback pushed a campus police officer and took his ticket book . . . and was arrested and charged with second-degree robbery.

The charge has draconian potential: It *could* theoretically result in a prison term of up to 10 years. (Though as The Bee pointed out, the judge is likely to giggle while slamming down the gavel and saying ”Dismissed!”)

We’re not sure whether or not Murray State is located in a dry county, but someone please take those guys to the nearest watering hole for a shot. They need to lighten up.

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Campus Police Officers in Kentucky Can’t Take a Joke