We’re squarely in this category, ever since we read in Tennis magazine that she was a snot while signing autographs at the 2006 U.S. Open. (We liked the pre-prima donna Maria).
Want to chuckle at Maria Sharapova’s on-court shrieks? Behold, high-pitched Maria at the Qatar Open (20s):

In honor of Maria Sharapova’s 6-1, 2-6, 6-0 win over Vera Zvonareva at the Qatar Open, we’ve decided to give the people what they want: A Maria montage.
The first one we posted is—darn YouTube!—no longer available. You would have loved it.  It was a Maria slideshow-lovefest to Celine Dion’s “My Heart Will Go On.” Seriously. It was awesome in a let’s-point-and-laugh-at-the-guy-who-made-it kind of way.
But if you still want your Maria fix, check out this 5m, 41s almost (but not quite) as over the top as the other one we mentioned.  Here’s “perfect” Maria in all her bikini-clad glory: