The Roger Clemens Show has one plot twist after another.
Just this week we had The Rocket’s 5-hour congressional hearing; gauze-wielding, syringe-saving Brian McNamee’s testimony; and McNamee’s claim that Debbie Clemens had an intimate encounter with an HGH injection. And now we have Penn professors joining the all-star cast.
Last month, Clemens’ agent Randy Hendricks issued an 18,000-word statistical report claiming the pitcher’s late-career standout stats were due to “adjustments.”
The professors say, “Nice try, but . . . um, no. We don’t think so.”
Their rationale reminds us of all those statistics classes we’re trying to forget. (Hey, we need to free up …read more

Randy Hendricks, agent to Roger Clemens, can now add “Defender of the Rocket” to his business card.
Hendricks released an 18,000-word statistical report today in response to former trainer Brian McNamee’s allegations that the would-be Hall of Famer jumped on the steroid bandwagon. Fortunately, we’ve taken the time to decode and summarize the whole shebang for you in three words: “Roger Ain’t Guilty.”
To what does Hendricks attribute Clemens’Energizer Bunny-like career? Good ol’-fashioned adjustment. (Is it too silly for us admit to thinking about jock straps upon seeing the words “baseball player” and “adjustment” in the same article?). Hendricks says the Cy …read more