Maybe Milwaukee Brewers right fielder Corey Hart read somewhere that if you talk to the press about nabbing the final NL spot on the All-Star team while holding your cuter-than-a-box-of-buttons toddler, your teammates won’t soak you in beer.
As you can see below (44s), that’s an old wives’ tale.

Boston Red Sox centerfielder Coco Crisp got a—pardon the expression—wee bit touchy-feely with Tampa Bay Rays second baseman Akinori Iwamura last night.
The clip (2m, 11s) shows how Crisp let his hands to the talking in the eighth inning, much to the detriment of Iwamura’s teabag.
The high-and-mighty ESPN sportscaster says on the clip that Crisp can expect some payback during tonight’s game.
Crisp’s arugment? He was just helping Iwamura adjust.
Just kidding. He claims it was in retaliation for SS Jason Bartlett’s earlier baseball no-no: dropping his knee as Crisp stole second on a previous play.