Mommy, Rhapsody: A Musical Adventure makes the voices in my head talk real fast. And one voice is all mad while the other voice is real happy.
The happy voice is like, “Oh hey, this is a game for girls!”
And the mad voice is all grumpy and is like, “Yeah, but the main character, Cornet, embodies female stereotypes.”
The happy voice says, “But there’s nothing wrong with a game about love.”
And the mad voice grumbles, “Yeah, but Cornet is obsessed with finding her True Prince. She’s supposed to be sixteen and she gets doe-eyed over ‘TRU WUV’ like a five year old.”

Over at my totally awesome Playstation Blog, I transcribed my fruitless journey to find Rhapsody: A Musical Adventure for the Nintendo DS. I tried a few different stores, but nobody within knew how to spell “rhapsody,” nor were they accepting of my help. One bright fellow did take out his iPod and consult his playlist for “Rhapsody,” as in “Bohemian.”
I could go on about the uselessness of help these days, but in the end it turned out the game is only shipping today and not in July as I first believed, so I have proven once again that I …read more