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States Find Out Life In Prison Is Cheaper Than Execution

Death Row Inmates First NON-Casualty of Economic Slump; Irony Continues To Flourish

Near death experience

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Venezuelan President Chavez Calls On Obama To Follow The Path Of Socialism

‘Just Keep Doing What You’re Doing’ Says South American Strongman

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Giant Server Seized In Raid On File-Sharing Site

‘I Was Just Getting Ready To Take Orders for Dessert’ Says Seven Foot Waiter

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Ohio Gunman Promised To Change At 2005 Shooting Parole Hearing

Man Hoped To Turn Life Around; Still Wanted To Kill People But Wanted to Skip Whole Getting Caught Afterward Part

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Questions Arise About True Size Of Rush Limbaugh’s Audience

Gauging Actual Size of Portly Radio Host Now Possible Using Advanced Technology Previously Reserved for Measuring Planets

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Whole Foods, FTC Settle Wild Oats Dispute

FTC To Quit Nagging; Whole Foods To Stop Seeing Other Organic Markets, Get Tested For E-Coli

Got the tofu but missing the shingle…

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Madoff Seeks Plea Deal

Scam Artist Hopes To Avoid Being On Bottom of PMITA Prison ‘Pyramid’ Scheme

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Madoff Seeks Plea Deal

Holding Out For 25 Minute Head Start On Island Where Investors Get To Hunt Him Down

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Madoff Seeks Plea Deal

In Related A Story, Kevin Bacon Wants Madoff To Wear Rihanna Mask and Be Assigned To Cell With Chris Brown

Brown’s PR Rep Apologizes For Inaccurate Poster, “Not Enough Room for More ‘Pops’” Explains Flack

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Chavez Orders Takeover Of U.S. Rice Plant

Threatens To Grab Entire Wheat Field In Dangerous Game of Pasta Brinksmanship

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Bizlevity Business News Headlines — 3/7/09