If, for the rest of their lives, the San Diego Padres collectively break into a cold sweat whenever the name “Albert Pujols” is mentioned, no one will blame them.
Pujols managed to knock two of ‘em out of the game in one inning.
First, Chris Young suffered a pitcher’s nightmare–a line drive to the face. (Luckily he got only a cut and a broken nose). Then, later that inning, Pujols slid into home and took out catcher Josh Card in the process. Card left the game with a sprained ankle.
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If this was Yunel Escobar’s and Ryan Church’s audition for the next Three Stooges remake, then it was a nyuk nyuk nyuk gone horribly wrong.
Check out this ouch-if-there-ever-was-one collision between the two players (38s).  The New York Mets‘ Church takes a knee to the head from the Atlanta Braves shortstop while sliding into second. He ended up with a mild concussion and Escobar got himself one heck of a sore knee: