Hey, know what you can do when you’re stuck on a train? You can play your DS!

And…you…

Can play your DS.

I made some significant progress on Final Fantasy IV DS. For example, I learned that Leviathan is a son of a bitch (son of a…whale? Son of a hydra?) and I’m far too low in level to take him down.

Just you wait, you slippery and noble Turd of the Sea. I’ve got a Thundaga bolt with your name on it. Just as soon as Rydia stops lying down like a dog every time you spam Tsunami.

Oh, and the music that accompanies the Land of the Summoned Monsters (sigh…the Feymarch) is a suitably eerie listen when you’re barreling around the moonlit lakes and fields of New York State.

Oh God, did I just say something bordering on the profound?

(Image copyright Square Enix)

Post from: EveryJoe

My Moving DS Experience

Happy 4th of Joo-ly. In the interest of slacking off, I present this side-by-side comparison of Final Fantasy IV for the SNES and the upcoming remake for the Nintendo DS.

The release date for Final Fantasy IV DS is set for July 22. What’s that? Treat myself to a birthday present? Don’t mind if I do!

Post from: EveryJoe

Final Fantasy IV: Old vs New