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Magnificent Matches or McMahon’s Million Dollar Mania?

June 10, 2008 by Michael Sedor  
Filed under MMA-UFC

Magnificent Matches or McMahon’s Million Dollar Mania?

WWE Monday Night RAW Results and Highlights
RESULTS
Mr. Kennedy def. Paul Birchill
Mickie James def. Beth Phoenix in a non-title match.
John Cena def. John “Bradshaw: Layfield
Chris Jericho smashes Shawn Michaels’ face into a TV in a Highlight Reel segment
Umaga and Snitsky def. Hardcore Holly and Cody Rhodes in a non-title match
Cryme Tyme def. Santino Marella and Carlito
Jeff Hardy def. Triple H by count out in a non-title match

COMMENTARY
Was tonight really “all about the money” or were there some good wrestling matches? Before RAW started we had hoped that Vince McMahon would pull out all the stops for this episode. We …read more

WWE SmackDown 6/7 Hour Two: Batista and the Three Dwarfs

June 7, 2008 by Michael Sedor  
Filed under MMA-UFC

WWE SmackDown 6/7 Hour Two: Batista and the Three Dwarfs

WWE SmackDown Results 6/7/08
HOUR ONE RESULTS
Cousin Sal def. Santino Marella
Natalya wins the 7-woman Golden Dreams Match
Vladimir Kozlov def. Jimmy Wang Yang
Batista, Nunzio, Funaki, and Colin Delaney def. Edge, Zack Ryder, Chavo Guerrero, and Curt Hawkins

MATCH #3
Cousin Sal enters the ring dressed in a kilt accompanied by Roddy Piper and Jimmy Kimmel. When Cousin Sal reveals his “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” singlet Mick Foley says this match could set SmackDown back a decade. We hate cross promotion. That said, if anyone wants me to promote anything on www.jabandgrapple.com I will shill ceaselessly.
It’s really a shame that Marella has become what Jim …read more

WWE Monday Night RAW June 2: The Worst

June 3, 2008 by Michael Sedor  
Filed under MMA-UFC

WWE Monday Night RAW June 2: The Worst

Don’t get me wrong, I actually enjoyed last night’s RAW. However, this month’s community blog post here at b5 media is “The Worst” so I’ll be scouring each match and segment on RAW to determine what was “The Worst”. I’ll also balance it with “The Best”.
Segment winners in italics. At the end of the article we’ll crown our definitive Worst and Best of the June 2 WWE Monday Night RAW.
SEGMENT #1
Triple H, John Cena, Jeff Hardy and Vince McMahon discuss who will face HHH at the Night of Champions.
The Worst Nominees: HHH’s theme music (always bad); HHH making fun …read more

The Dichotomy of Santino Marella

May 30, 2008 by Michael Sedor  
Filed under MMA-UFC

The Dichotomy of Santino Marella

We at www.jabandgrapple.com enjoy the WWE character Santino Marella a great deal. Often his comedic talent and hilarious malaprops overshadow his ample wrestling skills. We’re not thrilled about his feud with Jimmy Kimmel’s Cousin Sal but assured that that side story only has about two more weeks of life.
So when we saw he was the subject of the Baltimore Sun’s Ring Posts blog’s most recent Q&A we were ecstatic and eager to find out what Santino’s like outside of the WWE. No such luck there. Santino does the whole interview IN CHARACTER! Considering Beth Phoenix’s recent in-character interview to …read more

May 19 Monday Night Raw: The Pit of the Piper

May 19, 2008 by Michael Sedor  
Filed under MMA-UFC

May 19 Monday Night Raw: The Pit of the Piper

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Monday Night Raw: The Pit of the Piper
Before the match begins Ted “The Million Dollar Man” DiBiase interrupts Vince McMahon’s meeting with an exercising William Regal. Clearly DiBiase’s son’s recent entry into the WWE means that his dad wasn’t far behind. Now it all makes sense. Ted and Regal will be engaged in a RAW GM power play. Regal’s malevolent megalomania was getting tired anyway.
Next up is Roddy Piper’s return to Piper’s Pit. But no, it’s Santino Marella wonderfully dressed as Roddy with a big stomach and a bad hairpiece. …read more

Monday Night Raw: The Glorious Return of John Cena

May 12, 2008 by Michael Sedor  
Filed under MMA-UFC

Monday Night Raw: The Glorious Return of John Cena

The Setup\\r\\nThere\\\’s some big bad out-of-control bullying going on. For the third(!) week in a row RAW General Manager William Regal is angry about being disrespected. This time, instead of turning out the lights, he\\\’s kicking out a random pair in the audience. Miraculously, he picks out Mickie James\\\’ brother and sister to toss. Evidently they\\\’ve made the trek to Detroit from Richmond, Va. Gas prices be damned.\\r\\n\\r\\nMickie James doth protest the ejection. After she balks at her own Regal-dictated dismissal he angrily tells her \\\”What part of get out of the ring don\\\’t you understand?\\\” (Nominee #1 for best …read more

Monday Night Raw: “Before We Turn Off the Lights” Edition

May 6, 2008 by Michael Sedor  
Filed under MMA-UFC

Monday Night Raw: “Before We Turn Off the Lights” Edition

The Setup:
Monday Night Raw begins with none other than the chairman Vince McMahon. Here’s a shocker, he “100% supports and endorses” William Regal, calls him “visionary” and “innovative” and says he reminds him of himself. The audience boos heartily, still smarting from last Monday’s premature blackout.
Regal comes out and turns the lights off again to a chorus of “Regal sucks” chants. He promises to do the entire show in “internal” darkness, which might not be eternal but makes sense somehow. Mr. Kennedy shows up with a silly amount of facial stubble. Regal reminds everyone that “I will not be disrespected!” …read more

Drunk Driving Incidents Stun Pro Wrestling and Boxing Worlds

May 1, 2008 by Michael Sedor  
Filed under MMA-UFC

Drunk Driving Incidents Stun Pro Wrestling and Boxing Worlds

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OK, maybe stun isn’t the right word. I mean, who doesn’t like to celebrate May Day? Evidently not the jovial Italian (OK, Canadian) pro wrestling heel Santino Marella (real name Anthony Carelli) and former WBO featherweight champion Scott Harrison. Both have been pulled over in the past week on suspicion of drunk driving.
The Wrestling World News reported that Marella was arrested outside Tampa, Florida at 2:57 a.m. His blood alcohol level was reportedly a paltry .061, .02 lower than the legal limit. With a good lawyer Marella shouldn’t …read more

Backlash Takes Shape on Raw

April 9, 2008 by Kris  
Filed under MMA-UFC

Backlash Takes Shape on Raw

The lineup for WWE’s next pay-per-view, Backlash, took serious shape on Monday night during Raw. What was originally booked as JBL vs. Randy Orton for the PPV quickly expanded to a Fatal Four Way as both Triple H and John Cena won matches on Raw against their Backlash opponents to earn spots in the match.
In other Backlash match bookings the slow buildup between Shawn Michaels and Batista continued on Raw and their match at Backlash has now been officially announced.
In other Raw matches Santino Marella and Carlito defeated tag champs Hardcore Holly and Cody Rhodes in a non-title match, Paul …read more

Orton’s Backlash Opponent Announced Tonight on Raw

April 7, 2008 by Kris  
Filed under MMA-UFC

Orton’s Backlash Opponent Announced Tonight on Raw

According to the official preview for tonight’s edition of Monday Night Raw on WWE.com Randy Orton’s opponent for the WWE’s next pay-per-view, Backlash, will be announced as soon as Raw goes on the air. The obvious potential challengers are JBL, Matt Hardy, John Cena, and Triple H and it will be an interesting announcement as right now it could go either way among the opponents or there could be some sort of multiple opponent Backlash match or we could see all of them go head-to-head in a series of elimination matches for the title.
Also being hyped for tonights edition of …read more

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