Top WWE Hotties According to Mrs. Jabandgrapple (Nos. 7-4)

Whenever Mrs. Jabandgrapple watches the WWE with me she often repeats the same chorus, “Is John Cena going to be on today? He’s cute,” or “That Randy Orton, he’s a handsome man.”
Today I posed this question: Who are Your Top Ten WWE Hotties?
She couldn’t quite get to ten. Too many meatheads.
Nevertheless here are her numbers seven through four counting down and accompanied by pointed analysis.
7. Chris Jericho
Handsome, yes. Interesting, no. You know he was the homecoming queen’s obligatory date. Great for photo opps and showing off to the parents. Before you meet your real boy toy …read more