Office 2007 Service Pack 1 Update Failures Continue

Okay, I’m really getting more and more irritated that this update is not working. I’ve tried everything that’s been mentioned by people in comments. I’ve also researched Microsoft’s Knowledge Base articles to look for solutions as well.
Today, again… I tried to download and install the update manually. First I downloaded the 218MB Office 2007 SP1 update file and tried to install it.

Then I tried to install it again in safe-mode with no luck.
Then I thought maybe I needed to try and install the SP1 Language update first. So I downloaded the 37MB file for that and tried.

I’ve …read more