Golden Axe: Beast Rider Tyris Trailer Makes Me Feel Sexually Confused

I was kind of a strange lass growing up. Not exactly saying that I hold a stable 9-to-5 and walk home to a white picket fence in the here and now, but I’m sure more than one adult, er, wondered about my sexuality when I was a tyke.
See, I rejected feminine toys; I had no use for Barbies or Raggedy Ann. But neither did I go around bashing trucks or pretending to head a construction crew. I just liked animal-related toys, especially fantastic monsters. Popples, Wuzzles and My Little Pony were favourites—remember those?