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– Mr. Six Proves Popular on Twitter; Disney Looks To Attract Female Demographic With New Ad Character, Mr. Eight-and-a-Half –
The theme-park wars are heating up this summer.
As reported earlier on Bizzia, Six Flags is bringing back the goofy/slightly creepy old dancing dude Mr. Six to help launch their “More Flags … More Fun” ad campaign.
Marketing executives at Disneyworld were quick to respond to the return of Six Flags’ iconic advertising character with their own, slightly more edgy spokesman, Mr. Eight-And-A-Half.
The Disney ad campaign features the advertising tag line: “Not More Flags, But Damn Sure More Fun.”
Six Flags has said they …read more