Now isn’t this just pretty. It’s a rubber band gun based on Metal Gear Solid’s Silver Wolf.
It can fire ten rounds. The power is admirable. There’s a safety, but who the hell wants a safety?
Laser-targeting. Flashlight.
I want to steal this and go back in time to grade three. I know a few boys who will feel my time-travelling sting.

Happy Metal Gear Solid 4 Day! Or, uh, Happy Snake Solstice, if you prefer? I just made that one up.
Do you get the day off in honour of our hero’s last hurrah? I sure as hell don’t. So here’s a Metal Gear Solid 4 blowout for you word vultures.

The concluding line of Eurogamer’s review sums up the conflicted three-page analysis thoroughly: “We love you, Snake. Don’t come back.”