There are three reasons we decided to do this post about Matt Damon participating in a Miami triathlon.
1. First, we like Matt Damon. We don’t like him-like him the way we like Roger Federer, Ralph Fiennes, Joaquin Phoenix, or that guy who plays Dennis from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. But, we like him.
2. We like Miami. Going to South Beach rocks our little suburban central Massachusetts world.
3. We’re in a triathlon frame of mind because a) we hope to do one in 2009 and b) our friend, the same on who misunderstood the severity of the “horrible news” about …read more

Dwayne Wade of the Miami Heat seems like a good sport and all, what with the Inside the NBA gig and the T-Mobile “Who’s In Your Top 5?” commercials. So we can’t really blame him for not anticipating our reaction to this photo, which the Bee took when we headed to Miami Beach on Memorial Day weekend:
 
Here’s how things went downhill.
We saw the above banner about Dwayne Wade hosting a party at a nightclub. (It happened to be Hip Hop Weekend in South Beach while we were there, hence the party).
Thinking about Dwayne Wade made us think of Star Jones *shudders*  . …read more