The first 100 episodes have been released on DVD and I know this would make a great purchase for those die-hard fans as well as people who want to catch up on all the shows they’ve missed.  There are 14 discs and 2233 minutes of fun in this collection so, if you’ve got some fall cleaning to do and want to keep your kids busy for a few days, this might work!

Here’s a list of the episodes:

1. Help Wanted / Reef Blower / Tea at the Treedome
2. Bubblestand / RippedPants
3. Jellyfishing / Plankton!
4. Naughty Nautical Neighbors / Boating School
5. Pizza Delivery / Home Sweet Pineapple
6. MermaidMan and BarnacleBoy / Pickles
7. Hall Monitor / Jellyfish Jam
8. Sandy’s Rocket / Squeaky Boots
9. NaturePants / Opposite Day
10. Culture Shock / F.U.N.
11. MuscleBob BuffPants / Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost
12. The Chaperone / Employee of the Month
13. ScaredyPants / I Was A Teenage Gary

14. SB-129 / Karate Choppers
15. Sleepy Time / Suds
16. Valentine’s Day / The Paper
17. Arrgh! / Rock Bottom
18. Texas / Walking Small
19. Fools In April / Neptune’s Spatula
20. Hooky / MermaidMan and BarnacleBoy II
21. Your Shoe’s Untied / Squid’s Day Off
22. Something Smells / Bossy Boots
23. Big Pink Loser / Bubble Buddy
24. Dying for Pie / Imitation Krabs
25. Wormy / Patty Hype
26. Grandma’s Kisses / Squidville
27. Pre-Hibernation Week / Life of Crime
28. Christmas Who?
29. Survival of the Idiots / Dumped
30. No Free Rides / I’m Your Biggest Fanatic
31. MermaidMan and BarnacleBoy III / Squirrel Jokes
32. Pressure / The Smoking Peanut
33. Shanghaied / Gary Takes a Bath
34. Welcome to the Chum Bucket / Frankendoodle
35. The Secret Box / Band Geeks
36. Graveyard Shift / Krusty Love
37. Procrastination / I’m With Stupid
38. Sailor Mouth / Artist Unknown
39. Jellyfish Hunter / The Fry Cook Games
40. Sandy, SpongeBob and the Worm / Squid On Strike
41. The Algae’s Always Greener / SpongeGuard on Duty
42. Club SpongeBob / My Pretty Seahorse
43. Just One Bite / The Bully
44. Nasty Patty / Idiot Box
45. MermaidMan and BarnacleBoy IV / Doing Time
46. Snowball Effect / One Krabs Trash
47. As Seen On TV / Can You Spare a Dime?
48. No Weenies Allowed / Squilliam Returns
49. Krab Borg / Rock-A-Bye Bivalve
50. Wet Painters / Krusty Krab Training Video
51. Party Pooper Pants
52. Chocolate With Nuts / MermaidMan and BarnacleBoy V
53. New Student Starfish / Clams
54. Ugh
55. The Great Snail Race / Mid-Life Crustacean
56. Born Again Krabs / I Had An Accident
57. Krabby Land / The Camping Episode
58. Missing Identity / Plankton’s Army
59. The Sponge Who Could Fly
60. SpongeBob Meets the Strangler / Pranks a Lot
61. Fear of a Krabby Patty / Shell of a Man
62. The Lost Mattress / Krabs vs. Plankton
63. Have You Seen This Snail?
64. Skill Crane / Good Neighbor
65. Selling Out / FunnyPants
66. Dunces and Dragons
67. MermaidMan and BarnacleBoy VI / Enemy In Law
68. Patrick SmartPants / SquidBob TentaclePants
69. Krusty Towers / Mrs. Puff, You’re Fired!
70. Ghost Host / Wishing You Well
71. Chimps Ahoy! / Whale of a Birthday
72. Karate Island / All That Glitters
73. New Leaf / Once Bitten
74. Bummer Vacation / Wigstruck
75. Squidtastic Voyage / That’s No Lady
76. Hocus Pocus / The Thing
77. Driven to Tears / Rule of Dumb
78. Best Frenemies / Born to be Wild
79. Squid Wood / The Pink Purloiner
80. Best Day Ever / The Gift of Gum
81. Friend or Foe?
82. The Original Fry Cook / Night Light
83. Rise and Shine / Waiting / Fungus Among Us
84. Boat Smarts / Good Ol’ Whatshisname / Spy Buddies
85. New Digs / Krabs á la Mode
86. Roller Cowards / Bucket Sweet Bucket
87. To Love a Patty / Breath of Fresh Squidward
88. SpongeBob vs. the Patty Gadget / Money Talks / Slimy Dancing
89. The Krusty Sponge / Sing a Song of Patrick
90. The Krusty Plate / The Donut of Shame / A Flea in Her Dome
91. Le Big Switch / Goo Goo Gas
92. Atlantis SquarePantis
93. Pat No Pay / Picture Day / Blackjack
94. Blackened Sponge / MermaidMan vs. SpongeBob
95. The Inmates of Summer / To Save a Squirrel
96. Pest of the West
97. The Battle of Bikini Bottom / 20,000 Patties Under the Sea
98. What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?
99. The Two Faces of Squidward / SpongeHenge
100. Banned in Bikini Bottom / Stanley S. SquarePants

Bonus Features:
-All 100 episodes (207 segments) on 14 discs
-All shorts
-All bonus features from the first 5 season DVDs
-Pilot Episode “Help Wanted” in regular and 7 Seas Edition
-Documentary “SquareRoots” in original, uncut widescreen format
-Animation Art Galleries
-Music Videos
-More to come!

image: Amazon

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SpongeBob SquarePants: The First 100 Episodes

I also won’t shy away from the fact that I recognized most of the songs I heard on the album’s preview.  Of course, it includes the super infectious theme song but it also has favorites like “The Goofy Goober Song,” “Where’s Gary” and “Doing the Sponge” among others.

I was surprised to see a reworked version of the theme song by Cee-Lo and Pink performing “We’ve Got Scurvy.”

Sure, it’s silly and a little childish but it’s actually a pretty fun little collection of songs.  It’s also great for road trips when you need to play something that will appease your kids when you’ve really gotten sick of listening to Hannah Montana and the Jonas Brothers.

image: Amazon

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Spongebob’s Greatest Hits CD

With that in mind, we’re ready to announce the winners of the caption contest from earlier this month!

To jog your memory (and to remind us that the candy OD is fine because we jogged and then ran on the treadmill for a long time today), we invited readers to submit a funny caption for this A-Rod photo:

Image: Used with permission of www.splashnewsonline.com

Participants had to use each of the following three phrases in the caption: strikeout, SpongeBob SquarePants, and Sarah Palin.

We asked The Bee and the other half of Team Revision (a.k.a. Pinky) for some help, and we picked not one but two winners. In no particular order, the two winning captions are *cue the drumroll and ignore the fact that it’s a cliche*

I strikeout and spongebob squarepants got a date with sarah palin . I though I’d never lose this this bet! I’M A-ROD!  —Submitted by reader glen pollard

Sarah Palin vs. SpongeBob Squarepants – who won the debate? who will strike out? My money’s on, uh, my face at the moment. Weird. —Submitted by reader R.H.

All were clever entries and picking a winner was not easy . . . hence the cop out and the fact that we picked two. Congrats to glen pollard and R.H. . . . a copy of Jordan McAuley’s Secrets to Contacting Celebrities will be on its way!

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Early Trick or Treat: Caption Contest Winners

*Blushes and acts oh-so-coquettish*

It’s our one-year blog-iversary!

To celebrate 365 days of snark, scandal, and (sometimes) supermodels in the world of sports, we’re holding a contest.

The game: See that paparazzi pic of A-Rod below? Submit a caption in the comments. But wait! Not just any caption. You have to use each of these three “s” words: strikeout, SpongeBob SquarePants, and Sarah Palin.

The prize: A copy of Jordan McAuley’s book, Secrets to Contacting Celebrities. The funniest caption, as determined by an independent panel, will win.

Not stalking. Contacting. Got it? Good. We don’t want hate mail from celebs. (No it’s OK; we laughed at the thought of a celebrity being aware of our existence, too).

So, here’s the picture. (FYI: He’s dining in NYC here, but this isn’t his recent meal with Madonna). And remember: strikeout, SpongeBob SquarePants, and Sarah Palin.

Image: Used with permission www.splashnewsonline.com

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Want to Contact a Celebrity? Enter Our Caption Contest!