Justine Henin and Annika Sorenstam Retire, End Careers in— OH MAN LOOK AT THAT HOTTIE!

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So the big news in the women’s tennis and golf world today is the retirement of Justine Henin and Annika Sorenstam, respectively. Much is to be made about how these great athletes are stepping down in their prime and blah blah blah have you seen Ana Ivanovic? Soooo Hot.

It’s a good thing for women’s tennis, too, because they’re going to need some fresh blood on the tour to replace Henin. It also helps that talent is, um, talented (or at least good looking). Ivanovich has got both those fields covered. Not only is she attractive, but she’s the top seed in the Italian Open. So great news tennis!

Wait, what’s that? She lost? Whatever, like I care about winning.