Streaker Can Climb Fences, Has Death Wish

You have to admire streakers; it takes an awful lot of courage to get completely naked and run in front of thousands of people knowing it will all end in you being tackled and getting arrested.

That being said, this YouTube clip of a streaker at an MMA match makes me think this guy is more stupid than brave. First of all, think about how hard it is to climb a chain-link fence when you’re fully clothed, let alone buck-ass naked. I mean, what if it’s hot in there and you’re, um, hanging low? Secondly, what if one of those MMA guys, instead of oggling in disbelief, decided to clock you? We’re talking possible genital mutilation/death-by-knee-to-face all in one daring/stupid act.

And you seriously gotta love the fighters’ reactions:
Fighter 1:”Hey man, we were just grappling all hot and sweaty and stuff but look at that guy!”

Fighter 2: “Oh man, he’s totally naked!”

Fighter 1: “High five!”