Military Considers Abducting Subway’s Jared

Are Blackhawk helicopters being fueled and troops being readied for “Operation Fat Pants”?  Are military intelligence officers searching Mapquest for directions to Jared Fogle’s Indianapolis mansion?  All I can disclose at this time is:  maybe.
I have reason to believe that the U.S. military is considering my modest proposal that they detain Subway spokesperson Jared Fogle and his size 60 spokespants until there’s justice for bronze star recipient serviceman Leon Batie Jr.
Yesterday I wrote (SUBWAY: Send Jared to Gitmo!) how Subway allegedly repossessed and resold (for profit) Leon Batie Jr.’s Subway franchises while he was on active duty in the tropical …read more