Yahtzee Loves Hitler, Doesn’t Like Bionic Commando Rearmed

I love Yahtzee and his wild-talking ways, but once in a very rare while I come away from an episode of Zero Punctuation feeling like he missed the point entirely. Such is the sad case with the latest episode, which looks at Bionic Commando Rearmed and the reason we love retro gameplay so much.
Hint: we’re all a bunch of (wo)man-children who are disenchanted with life and desire the things we loved before we went from smelling like innocence and flowers to baboons in rut.
Yahtzee’s partially right, but he’s also very wrong.