FOX Sports passes along some Chicago-based dish that injured New England Patriots quarterback—no, we’re not over it, so leave us alone—Tom Brady and supermodel arm charm and bling-seller Gisele Bundchen may soon be swapping vows.

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Will they honeymoon with Dallas Cowboys QB Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson, also rumored to be interested in a walk down the aisle? According to the Chicago-Sun Times (what’s with Chicago and NFL gossip lately?), the Texas twosome was on the bright-and-shiny object prowl at a department store. Simpson, who never stops talking about her boyfriend, allegedly refers to him as her “future husband.”

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See? Now you don’t have to act surprised when you get your wedding invitation(s).

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Wedding Whispers for Gisele and Tom, Simpson and Romo

No, Jaric had the other important ring in mind: the one he gave his now-bride-to-be, Victoria’s Secret supermodel Adriana Lima.

The Brazilian knockout and her Serb honey have been dwelling in coupledom for nine months. Early on in their relationship, we examined The Supermodel Effect, which poses an age-old debate: Do smokin’ girlfriends enhance or detract from an athlete’s on-field performance? (We proceed on the assumption that their off-field performance is just fine).

Marko Jaric’s view when he goes to bed at night and when he wakes up in the morning. 

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No word as to whether or not Gisele-wannabe Jessica Simpson sent Lima a little congratulatory something from her own lingerie line just to ruffle her VS Angel wings.

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Supermodel Adriana Lima Gets Engaged to Marko Jaric

And Super Bowl aside, European jet-setter Tom Brady had a season for the QB record books. It also marks his first full NFL season with Gisele Bundchen at his side.

Now we can add Andy Roddick to the list of Athletes Who Improved After Getting a Little Something-Something From a Model. Just days after his engagement to swimsuit model Brooklyn Decker, Roddick broke his 11-game losing streak to Roger Federer at the Sony Ericsson Open. (Thanks to The Bee for sharing this!)

By the way, we heart Federer and are bummed to see his 2008 tanking. You know why he’s on a downward slide? Because he’s had the same girlfriend for many years, and she isn’t a model–super, swimsuit, or otherwise.

Please, for the sake of tennis history, could somebody please set him up with Karolina Kurkova?

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More Proof That Model-Girlfriends Boost Athletic Performance

Undefeated Pats? Check, so far. Sure, there are two more regular season games, but that “0″ in the loss column looks too comfy to leave anytime soon. 

Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson still together? Check. And you know our ongoing investigation of The Supermodel Effect? We’re now examining the Pop Princess Phenomenon. Romo bombed in yesterday’s outing against the Eagles. Is the dark-rooted blonde bombshell affecting the Dallas QB’s game? (And are we alone in guessing she doesn’t understand football anyway?)

Blog foddah in hockey? Pffft, not yet. But hey, those elves are busy and it is only December 17.

Celtics over the Bucks on December 14? Check and check again! Seventh row, right in front of Jo-Jo White (Celtics great from the 1970s and NBA Finals MVP in 1976, if you don’t have your sports trivia book open). Oh, and the Celts won 104-82.

Sports and supermodels? Check. Type “supermodel” into the search box on the right sidebar and see for yourself.

The moral of the story is, don’t be afraid to spread some shekels among Santa’s little guys in red and green.

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The Elves are A-OK

After two, possibly three, seconds of deep thought, we decided: No way! We can still squeeze some mileage out of it.

SO: The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show aired last night. We weren’t there, but we did wear VS underthings to show our support. (Get it? Support?).

How, you might be wondering, can we rationalize yet another post on Brazilian supermodels?

The Spice Girls! And the severe-looking woman in any of their group photos is, of course, Victoria Beckham, wife of soccer star David Beckham.

So there you have it, the Six Degrees of Separation: Supermodel Edition. David Beckham is a professional athlete married to Spice Girls’ member Victoria. The group performed at last night’s Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, hence the justification for posting Ambrosio’s picture.

Looks like we’re moving right along on that Holiday Wishlist! Pats still undefeated? Check! More sports-related stories linked to Brazilian supermodels? Check!

We have the little people to thank. Really, we do. Literally.

Santa’s elves aren’t very tall, you know.

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Six Degrees of Separation: Supermodel Edition

Be warned: This novelty will last until the Eggnog Tipping Point is reached. That’s when readers and bloggerette alike find themselves having to add eggnog to their rum, instead of the other way around, in order to find anything humorous in the posts. But we ourselves are easily amused–see the previous post for proof—so buckle up, the Eggnog Tipping Point is a ways away. (And if you’re in the mood for non-snarky, non-gimmicky posts about Da Holidaze, check out b5-er Libby’s new blog, All Holiday Cafe.)

Here are 5 things on the Gossip on Sports Holiday Wishlist. We reserve the right to add/substract/modify the list until Santa shows up for the cookies on Christmas Eve. Yes, smart alecks, he WILL show up at our house, even though yours truly is on the naughty list. How so? Let’s just say everyone has their price, including those do-gooder elves of his.

Wishlist 

1. We wish for the Patriots to go undefeated. The more we can add to our New England Sports Bragging Repertoire, the better.

2. We wish for Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson to stay together for a while. If they dwell in coupledom long enough, there’s bound to be some blog foddah in there somewhere, particularly if Jessica’s Big Daddy opens his trap to the press. This is a guy who once said publicly, “She’s got Double-D’s. You can’t cover those suckers up!” Right. Just like you can’t get Papa Simpson to use that high-tech self-censoring device the girls pitched in and got him for Father’s Day.

3. We hope something blogworthy happens in hockey. We like the sport and darn it, for all their on-ice drama, we haven’t found much this season in terms of off-rink antics. Why do some sports get all the drama queens? It isn’t fair!

4. We hope the Celtics beat the Milwaukee Bucks on December 14 at the TDBanknorth Gahden. We’re headed to that game with The Bee and doled out plenty of denarii for seventh row seats. We don’t want to see the Celts lose, especially to a team that dropped a game to the so-full-of-drama-they-warrant-their-own-gossip-blog New York Knicks.

5. We hope for more sports-related stories linked to Brazilian supermodels so that we can put up more pictures like this . . .

(Photo courtesy of DailyCeleb.com) 

 . . . which, if our recent market research is accurate, appear to be a reader favorite. Oh, and that’s Victoria’s Secret model Izabel Goulart, for those of you who left your Guide to Brazilian Supermodels at home today. 

P.S. Until Tuesday at noon, you can still vote for Gossip on Sports for Project Blog, Week 3! To vote, check out the poll in this post from the other day OR visit Allison’s blog (if you leave a comment there, you can win a prize). Gossip on Sports is making a good run in the reader vote this week—thanks for the votes so far!

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5 Things on the Holiday Wishlist

Answer: Yes, especially to Minnesota Timberwolves guard Marko Jaric, whose recent stats are as smokin’ as his new arm charm, Victoria’s Secret hottie Adriana Lima. Coincidence? His teammates think not.

Two consecutive posts on Brazilian supermodels. Anyone complaining?

*hears crickets*

Yeah, we didn’t think so.

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The Supermodel Effect