Feel free to make some Gilligan’s Island jokes.
I like looking at Chris Redfield’s backside. That, my friends, is no joke.
Neither is how fine this game looks. Mmm-mmm-mm.

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My advice to you is to buy a helmet.
And secure it to your head very firmly.
Consult Civil Defence for more information on how to prevent putrid zombie teeth from sinking into your soft brain.
If you’d prefer to join the ranks of the undead, be aware that Resident Evil 5 will be released on March 13, 2009.
It’s a suitable date for some reason, but I can’t imagine why.