I like looking at Chris Redfield’s backside. That, my friends, is no joke.

Neither is how fine this game looks. Mmm-mmm-mm.

Hit the jump for the second video.

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Capcom’s Tour of Resident Evil 5

My advice to you is to buy a helmet.

And secure it to your head very firmly.

Consult Civil Defence for more information on how to prevent putrid zombie teeth from sinking into your soft brain.

If you’d prefer to join the ranks of the undead, be aware that Resident Evil 5 will be released on March 13, 2009.

It’s a suitable date for some reason, but I can’t imagine why.

The release info in the Electronic Theatre link promises all kinds of scary delights, including “true” high-definition gaming courtesy of the MT Framework engine, which powered Devil May Cry 4 and Dead Rising. Other sexiness includes two-player co-op and enough weapons to stabilise the Middle East ten times over.

Resident Evil 5’s release will also resurrect its old race controversy like Lazarus, but Capcom’s probably not going to brag about that.

(Image courtesy of Capcom)

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Resident Evil 5 Comes For You On Friday March 13