The (Live Action) Castlevania Movie Is Going to be Horrific

I forgot that the seriously rad bits about E3 don’t usually crop up on the first day…except when they do. Still, while there’s been a bit of portable news (Sim Animals–I’m going to make a rhino/lemur hybrid. You can’t tell me otherwise, and neither can EA), the Big Three pulled down their pants and compared reproductive organs as soon as the show started. Needless to say, since the DS and PSP are small…not much has been said about them yet.
So I’m going to talk about how the live-action Castlevania movie is going to inevitably suck the bag.