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This humorous roast will take place over the next two weeks. Starting November 11 (today), Ochocinco will roast T.O. with lighthearted messages to test the thickness of Owens’ shell. Then next week, T.O. has the opportunity to go back against Ochocinco.

“The interesting one is very pleased to be working with Klondike,” said Ochocinco. “I can eat ice cream, embarrass TO and perfect my craft all at the same time…while still looking good. POW!”

Fans are invited to follow along with the roast, as well as join in by submitting their own roast comments in a 500-character-or-less message on the Klondike Facebook Fan Page. Each week, five consumer roast messages will be selected and posted.

This campaign is part of a marketing initiative for Klondike bars and their new thicker chocolately shell with 25% more coating. Klondike bars come in several varieties. Packages of six retail for about $4.29.

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As of now, the Bills aren’t too sure what the exact hip injury is or how long it will linger.

Said head coach Dick Jauron: “We’re kind of hoping it goes away as quickly as it came.”

This is yet another setback in what has been a very disappointing season so far for Owens. Owens came to Buffalo with a lot of fanfare but has been a bust so far. In eight games, he has only 23 catches for 281 yards and one receiving touchdown. Coming into this season, he had double-digit touchdowns in each of his last three campaigns.

If Owens can’t go on Sunday, expect Lee Evans and Josh Reed to start at wide receiver. Trent Edwards, who has been out of action lately, will return to the starting quarterback role for the Bills.

Terrell Owens - Buffalo Bills (Image: Zuma Press)

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There were also rumors circulating that “The Answer” is frustrated and discontent with his new reserve role for Memphis. Iverson is used to being the star and the go-to player. He’s not used to coming off the bench in a supporting role.

Allen Iverson is considering retiring after 14 seasons in the NBA.

But this is the way it is, and Iverson isn’t the player he used to be.  Somehow,  his selfishness and ego have always managed to get in the way of his success and it’s the main reason why Memphis was the only team who expressed interest in signing him in the off-season. Terrible teams will take risks on players with poor personalities. Look at Terrell Owens.  After he left Dallas, his lack of production and off-putting personality hindered his chances of signing with a playoff-caliber team. Instead, he landed in Buffalo where his numbers are shaping up to be the worst of his NFL career.

Iverson is in a similar situation. But rather than suffer through what is sure to be a disappointing NBA season, he’d rather call it quits.

It’s a shame that he has to go out like this.  But unfortunately,  “The Answer” has run out of answers.

Image:  Zuma Press

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After Terrell gave a press conference following the Bills loss to New Orleans on Sunday, Rodney reiterated his original “he’s a clown” response. T.O. for his part, was short and grumpy (to put it mildly) that his streak of 185 consecutive games with a catch came crashing to a halt. You can’t really blame him, that’s a long time and impressive record. Still, there’s no room in today’s sports for a grumble bunny who stands at the podium and refuses to act straight.

T.O. was determined to have the last word with Rodney, and did it via his Twitter account. USA Today reports that he said:

“I could less about Rodney Harrison! Anybody tht using steroids, yes STEROIDS rodney, is a cheater & cheated the game! … Is tht Y u used steroids b/c u were worried about ur stats or ws it b/c u were losing it? Lol! U’re a loser & a cheater? Got any steroid … Hey rodney! Send me sum steroids 2 the Bills facility next week!”

Ouch.

Will this feud continue?

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He’s filming that reality show for VH-1 right now, and one source says that he and the gorgeous Jessica are “always out together.” T.O.’s not admitting anything just yet, however. While a friend of Jessica’s says they are dating, T.O.’s rep has remained mum. (Although saying nothing isn’t exactly denying it, is it?)

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One source says he “he was a jerk to everybody that wanted a photo or even to say ‘hi.‘ He gave people dirty looks when anybody said anything to him. He told one person in the pool, ‘Say my name right!”

I had a couple questions once I read this story. First, I thought the cameras ran all the time during reality show filming. (Hence those oh so genuine scenes.) So why were the cameras off at all? Second, how WAS the fan pronouncing his name? Was it TEAR-el, or tur-EL?

As far as the “being cranky” part goes, well that’s part of the whole T.O. experience in my book! Would we expect any less?

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But what if Favre wants to return — but not with the Vikings? Could Brett Favre decide to sign with the Buffalo Bills?

It would also make a lot of sense. In the offseason, the Bills signed Terrell Owens to pair with Lee Evans at wide receiver. And while Trent Edwards is a solid quarterback, he’s not a great fit. Favre has the better arm and could arguably be more equipped to use Owen and Evans to his advantage.

Additionally, the Bills are in a win-now situation. Owens isn’t getting any younger and the fans and management are thirsty for postseason success. Favre would give the team more upside on offense.

Brett Favre to the Buffalo Bills?

Why not?

Brett Favre to the Buffalo Bills? (Image: Zuma Press)

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The talented wide receiver who signed in the offseason with the Buffalo Bills had this to say when asked about leaving Big D:

neither ws i, blame the OC & romo!! but i’m happy 2 b where i am but i miss the other guys tht were & r true teammates!!

For those of you who don’t speak Twitter, the translation into English goes something like this:

“Neither was I. Blame the offensive coordinator (Jason Garrett) and Tony Romo! But I’m happy to be where I am. I miss the other guys that were and are true teammates!!”

Oddly enough, it seemed like Owens got along with Romo about as well as he’s ever gotten along with one of his quarterbacks. And while he had his problems with Garrett, the coach drew up countless plays for T.O. over the last few years.

Oh well … this is just more of Terrell Owens being Terrell Owens. Get used to it, Buffalo.

Terrell Owens and Tony Romo seemed like friends (Image: Zuma Press)

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Donte Whitner tasered and put under arrest (Image: Newscom)

According to the police statement, Whitner became violent and then police officers tried to restrain him. However, after breaking free, Whitner allegedly got into a fighting stance and was subsequently tasered by police. At that point, the police were able to handcuff him.

Whitner is being charged with resisting arrest and aggravated disorderly conduct. After being released, Whitner apologized to everyone involved in the incident.

The Bills have had to deal with other drama this offseason including Marshawn Lynch getting suspended for three games, Terrell Owens skipping workouts and safety Ko Simpson getting arrested.

This isn’t Whitner’s first brush with the law. In 2006, he was arrested in Buffalo for harassment against his girlfriend.

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Terrell Owens, Buffalo Bills (Image: Newscom)

However, it should be noted that this offseason program is voluntary. In fact, Owens has almost always skipped these programs when with other teams in his NFL career.

Dick Jauron, the coach of the Bills, earlier in the month pubicly expressed his hope that Owens would take part in offseason voluntary events. As of yet, Owens hasn’t made any comment regarding whether he is planning to attend this 12-week program or if he’ll join the team for May’s voluntary minicamps.

The first time Owens’ attendance is mandatory is at the Bills minicamp that begins in June. Until then, no one is quite sure when, or if, Owens will show his face in Buffalo.

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