Dear Michael ‘The Grinder’ Mizrachi:
You are the Marky Mark of poker.
When you said you wouldn’t answer if people called you ‘Michael’ anymore, your mother threw up in her bed. She is moaning and hurting and you are hurting her.
Where do you go to tan?
Do you know the Funky Bunch?
Are you ALL-IN?
Please do us all a favor: stop.

I am confused about poker on TV.
I continue to like watching it even when I have lost interest temporarily in the game.
I can watch the same episode over and over again with the same interest. I can watch an episode when I know what every turn and river is going to be and who wins. I still like it. I don’t know why. It isn’t that interesting play often. I just watch it.
I have every poker TV show DVD available including 3 seasons of WPT, the 2003 WSOP and a few others on VHS. I’ve also downloaded every episode of …read more