Idiot Posts Stupid Comment on Video

Stupid commenters have plagued the Internet for decades. Like many things online, they’re now moving inside online video. With the greater accessibility of video comes lower audience IQ barriers, and with lower audience IQ barriers come ever-stupider commenters.

In a statement made to reporters earlier this afternoon, local idiot Brandon Mylenek, 26, announced that at approximately 2:30 a.m. tonight, he plans to post an idiotic comment beneath a video on an Internet website.

“Later this evening, I intend to watch the video in question, click the ‘reply’ link above the box reserved for user comments, and draft a response, being careful to put as little thought into it as possible, while making sure to use all capital letters and incorrect punctuation,” Mylenek said. “Although I do not yet know exactly what my comment will entail, I can say with a great degree of certainty that it will be incredibly stupid.”

Ah, YouTube comments. With 4chan down, there is no finer literature on the Web.

(Via Nalts.)