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		<title>Idiot Posts Stupid Comment on Video</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2008 11:36:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Abundo</dc:creator>
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Stupid commenters have plagued the Internet for decades. Like many things online, they&#8217;re now moving inside online video. With the greater accessibility of video comes lower audience IQ barriers, and with lower audience IQ barriers come ever-stupider commenters.
In a statement made to reporters earlier this afternoon, local idiot Brandon Mylenek, 26, announced that at approximately 2:30 a.m. tonight, he plans to post an idiotic comment beneath a video on an Internet website.
&#8220;Later this evening, I intend to watch the video in question, click the &#8216;reply&#8217; link above the box reserved for user comments, and draft a response, being careful to [...]<p>Post from: <a href="http://www.everyjoe.com">EveryJoe</a></p>
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<p>Stupid commenters have plagued the Internet for decades. Like many things online, they&#8217;re now moving inside online video. With the greater accessibility of video comes lower audience IQ barriers, and with lower audience IQ barriers come <a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/news/local_idiot_to_post_comment_on">ever-stupider commenters</a>.</p>
<blockquote><p>In a statement made to reporters earlier this afternoon, local idiot Brandon Mylenek, 26, announced that at approximately 2:30 a.m. tonight, he plans to post an idiotic comment beneath a video on an Internet website.</p>
<p>&#8220;Later this evening, I intend to watch the video in question, click the &#8216;reply&#8217; link above the box reserved for user comments, and draft a response, being careful to put as little thought into it as possible, while making sure to use all capital letters and incorrect punctuation,&#8221; Mylenek said. &#8220;Although I do not yet know exactly what my comment will entail, I can say with a great degree of certainty that it will be incredibly stupid.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Ah, <a href="http://www.everyjoe.com/2008/06/28/the-comment-challenge-song/">YouTube comments</a>. With <a href="http://www.techsideup.com/4chan-down/">4chan down</a>, there is <a href="http://www.everyjoe.com/2007/09/21/youtube-flamers-parodied/">no finer literature on the Web</a>.</p>
<p>(Via <a href="http://willvideoforfood.com/2008/08/06/local-idiot-to-post-comment-on-video/">Nalts</a>.)</p>
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