GroundedFitness Declaration of Independence

Kelly Turner — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 18:05:10 +0000

When in the course of human events, it becomes neccessary for one people to dissolve that freaking urge to weigh yourself every 5 minutes, it become neccessary to huck your scale out the window.

We hold these truths to be self evident, that all woman are created with a little junk in thier trunk, and celulite, and are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are to not count calories, to not fit into a size 0, and the persuit of happiness through the occassional doughnut.

We, therefore, the women of the world, both skinny and fat, gym rats and non, mothers, daughters, wives and friends, do, in the name, and by the authority of the good Author and Readers of GroundedFitness, solemnly publish and declare that these Bodies, are, and of the Right, ought to be Free and Independent Bodies, that they are absolved of all Allegience to The Scale, in digital and dial form.

And that these Free and Independent Bodies, they have the full power to eat ice cream for dinner, skip a workout, or wear sweat pants when they so choose, without guilt.

And for the support of this declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of living a mostly Healthy Lifestyle, we mutually pledge to eachother our Self Confidence, our Self Respect, and our sacred Peace Of Mind.

The declare your independence from the scale, leave your John Hancock.

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